The tall zombie missing an arm turned out to be the fastest among his comrades, wobbling forward at a velocity quite impressive for someone who shouldn’t be moving at all. He also unfortunately decided to make a beeline for Sylvia’s cart and the mule didn’t like this one bit. On a positive note, potential death seemed to be the needed ingredient in getting the old beast to finally show the spunk and speed Sylvia had been aiming for since leaving her village. This resulted in the mule catapulting their approaching friend in the air with a mighty front kick. On a less positive note, the cart itself was not built for sudden changes of direction. As the mule managed to turn itself around and begin a swift race back toward town, the cart ended up being dragged along on its side. Sylvia was thankful her load consisted primarily of clothing as it provided for a softer landing while she and Obmuj found themselves flung to the ground.
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Once Upon a Time – Chap. 6.3
“None of you are staying so get out.” The desk attendant continued giving everyone the evil eye while releasing a thunderous, gurgled snort from his throat. Sylvia scrunched her face, half-expecting the next action to be spiting a mass of something nasty on the floor. Instead, he began a lazy reach for his book.
“Let us stay.” V’s hand landed on the book first and pushed it to the other side of the desk. “Pleeease.” He spoke the last word like a child begging for a cookie before dinner.
“Take a hike.” The man narrowed his eyes, leaning closer. “And get your hand off my book before I break it.”
“The hand or the book?” called out Bastiick, winching a second afterward from another one of Deigen’s elbow jabs.
“We’re staying here tonight,” said V with an authority that at this point was just plain ridiculous. “Get us four room keys.”
Sylvia rolled her eyes. “Look, V, it’s time to know when to quit and-”
“Okay, keys are right over here!” The man practically skipped his way to a shadow box key holder behind the desk. He spun around and gingerly held the requested items in an open palm toward V. “Will there be anything else?”
“What?” Sylvia’s head whirled to stare at the vampire’s overly cheerful new best friend.
“Why didn’t you just do that when we got here?” complained Bastiick while crossing his arms.
V turned and raised a brow. “Because some of us have manners. Put it back.”
Bastiick shrugged. “Put what back?”
Deigen wrestled a coin out of one of Bastiick’s tucked hands and tossed it toward V, who managed to catch it while still displaying a disapproving glare. “I believe this was on the floor by the entrance, which means it belongs to him not you.” He slapped the coin down on the desk in front of the desk attendant who still appeared gleefully trapped in a daze.
“He wouldn’t have missed it,” argued Bastiick, holding a hand out for one of the keys. Sylvia bounded forward and pushed the extended arm out of her way.
“What did you do, V?” She stomped in front of the vampire and crossed her arms. It was an act that would have perhaps succeeded in being more menacing if Obmuj had not decided to hop on the desk and perfectly mimic her.
V nodded at the man while accepting the keys from him and passing them out to the rest of the group. “Nothing that will cause permanent damage, I promise. But he won’t stay that way for long and it would be best if we’re not here when he becomes grumpy again.” He tossed the last key in his hand to her and reached into his pocket, pulling out a handful of coins. “Though grumpy or not, I’m certain this business is his livelihood.” He counted out what Sylvia considered to be a rather generous payment for the rooms and strolled towards the staircase.
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Once Upon a Time – Chap. 6.2
V leaned in toward the man at the front desk. “How much for a few rooms tonight, friend?”
Their friend, however, seemed more concerned with continuing to read a book he’d grabbed from the desk’s edge than attending to his potential customers. “Don’t rent out to vampires,” he said with a grunt, tearing the page out he just finished reading. Judging from the haphazard pile of pages Sylvia now noticed littering the top of the desk, he was at least past the first chapter.
“It looks like your novel there is getting a double life as decoration,” joked V, eying the desk’s unique covering.
“Didn’t like how it started.” The man added another torn page to the collection.
V watched the page fall down. “You’re a fast reader.”
The man became motionless aside from his eyes, which raised up only to glare at him. Small talk was clearly not the way to win this fellow over.
“Four rooms.” V held his fingers up, wiggling the digits. “Three for myself and the other two law-abiding gentlemen and one for the young lady.”
“I don’t rent rooms to vampires!” the man bellowed back.
“Two of us aren’t.” V pointed back and forth between Sylvia and Bastiick. She felt as though she were suddenly part of a two for one deal at an auction.
The man’s attention to her paled in comparison to the inspection he gave Bastiick. Finally setting the book down, he leaned in closer to peer at him, causing the desk to groan in agony. His head made a slow revolve to the WANTED poster tacked to the wall adjacent to the desk. “You’re all law-abiding citizens, eh?”
Deigen let out a long sigh and elbowed the toe-headed member of the group. “Some of us more than others perhaps.”
Sylvia stared at Bastiick. “You’re a wanted criminal?”
“Well, he’s not a vampire,” said V. He turned back to the over-sized front desk attendant. “And the rest of us aren’t criminals.”
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Once Upon a Time – Chap. 6.1
Once again Sylvia found herself being led into a smelly building with questionable occupants. This time, however, the stench was less attributed to spilled ale and more due to the occupants themselves. A burly man with a body that appeared too small for his arm muscles leaned against a rickety front desk. He wore a beige shirt which was likely white at one point given the garment’s spotted color variances. Besides the desk, there was only a staircase leading up to the left, a darkened hallway taking an unknown path to the right, and a single wooden table tucked away in the left corner near the door. The table appeared similar to ones from the tavern, though it was hard to tell given that it was partially obscured by someone sleeping on top of it. The snoring lump lay entirely covered by their cloak aside from a greasy mop of brown hair that trailed off the table’s edge. Sylvia made the mistake of deciding to inspect the floor as well and took an immediate step back as a cockroach large enough to saddle and ride scurried past, disappearing under the desk.
“This is your idea of a safe haven?” she asked, scooping Obmuj in her arms to keep him from chasing after the runaway insect snack.
V shrugged, casually making his way toward the front desk. He took a wide step forward to avoid stepping in the puddle of an unidentifiable stain. Sylvia hoped it was only her imagination the sludge appeared to follow his boot when it passed over. The vampire looked around the room nonchalantly, his eyes seeming to escape notice of the dingy paint peeling off the walls and the fact that the main light source was a chandelier with only one candle lit, hanging crooked from a ceiling that threatened to loose the battle in holding it any minute. Leaning against the desk, he gave a nod of approval. “I’ve stayed in worse.”
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